I have a snippet but no fic to use it in so I figured I might as well just post it.

Random person: “I’m telling you Bruce Wayne is Batman’s Sugar Daddy.”

Other random person: “Nah man, you’re reading way too many tabloids, that’s not it at all.”

“OK so how do you think he’s paying for all those weird gadgets?”

“Clinical trials.”

“What?”

“Listen, I did this soap thing a while back.”

“Soap thing?”

“Yeah, some soap company wanted to make sure their new product was ok to sell so did a clinical trial. It was easy money. All I had to do was keep track of if I got any rashes or anything. Decent pay, and I got free soap for a month.”

“In Gotham?!”

“No, you kidding? I don’t have a death wish. You don’t volunteer to be a test subject in Gotham. This was back when I lived in Star City.”

“OK so what’s this got to do with Batman?”

“Gotham’s got the record for the city with the most amount of gas attacks in the world, right? So we all need antidotes for whatever venom or pollen or toxin that’s going around. But whenever a big name rogue has a new scheme they tweak with their formula, so we need all new ones every attack.”

“Yeah, so?”

“So how do you think the hospitals always have antidotes to hand out. You know how long it takes things like that to go to human trials in other places? Yet somehow there’s always something available within a week.”

“So?”

“So who’s the first one out there fighting these villains, who definitely will need the antidote first thing? The perfect person to test things since he actively seeks out the worst new dangers?”

“Batman.”

“Exactly, Batman. So if he were to volunteer to test a new antidote, and they work for him, it means hospitals and stuff could start churning it out for the rest of us. You know Wayne buys up those antidotes in the millions to give them out for free. I bet those pharmaceutical companies are making buckets of money.”

“You really think big pharma is paying for Batman.”

“Listen a guy that runs around as a giant bat is definitely crazy enough to sell his body to science. There are some really big companies out there, I bet they can probably keep him in a new batmobile every week.”

“Dang, I hate how that actually makes sense.”