Meandering thoughts & fic I'll never write

I was watching some of Game Grumps, which got me listening to songs from Starbomb and Ninja Sex Party. And then I started thinking about what would happen if Starbomb ended up in Hogwarts. It's not something I'll ever write of course. YouTube personalities are way to close to RPF which isn't something I'm comfortable with. But I couldn't help but try and figure out what wands the three of them would have.


( This really was a colossal waste of time but I did learn a bit about woods )

I'm only doing the members of Starbomb because if I tried doing the rest of the Grumps it would never end.