Crack Fic

[xt1me]

What's this, something I wrote in the same day I thought of it.

it's a miracle.

just something short & stupid.

 

 

 

::spooperBOOper:: has changed the group chat from "Dealing with Egos" to "Halloween Highjinks"

Nov 1 03:23
::spooperBOOper:: <picture of a close up of toast with someone trying to butter it with a fork>
::spooperBOOper:: Alright, does anyone know why I don't have any knives in the house?

Nov 1 09:16
::markyBOO:: Uh, why are you up so early?

Nov 1 09:18
::spooperBOOper::You know it's the evening over here by now right?

Nov 1 09:18
::markyBOO: *facepalm* oh yeah, time difference

::markyBOO:: has changed the group chat from "Halloween Highjinks" to "Halloween Hangovers"

Nov 1 09:19
::spooperBOOper::^^ ?
::spooperBOOper::Mark you don't drink

Nov 1 09:20
::markyBOO:: Other people do
::markyBOO:: That's my excuse & I'm sticking to it

Nov 1 10:02
::NatewantstoBOOtal:: I almost broke my neck this morning waking up to a pile of cutlery in my room & my bathroom looks like a smoke machine exploded in there.
::NatewantstoBOOtal:: I didn't know Mare was invited to that party last night
::NatewantstoBOOtal:: (AHWM was pretty cool btw)

Nov 1 10:22
::markyBOO:: (Thanks)
::markyBOO:: I don't know if anyone was actually invited so much as no one cared who showed up.
::markyBOO:: I was told it was just supposed to be a combined welcome to the new egos/celebrate the release of the vid/Halloween party.
::markyBOO:: I could tell it was going to be a disaster.
::markyBOO:: I stayed well out of it

Nov 1 10:23
::NatewantstoBOOtal:: But how did these all end up here?

Nov 1 10:23
::markyBOO:: Let me see who's up and I'll ask

Nov 1 10:23
::NatewantstoBOOtal:: were your guys celebrating your vids too Jack?
::NatewantstoBOOtal:: (also v. cool)

Nov 1 10:23
::spooperBOOper:: (Danke)
::spooperBOOper::Nothing major, I'm not done quite yet
::spooperBOOper::They’re pretty psyched
::spooperBOOper::JJ's staying well away from Anti right now though

Nov 1 10:23
::NatewantstoBOOtal:: Is he awake?

Nov 1 10:23
::spooperBOOper::Nah
::spooperBOOper::I currently have a TV screen that showing nothing but static even though it both turned off & plugged out
::spooperBOOper::Unless I have another glitch demon hanging around I’m guessing that's him
::spooperBOOper::If he's not asleep then he doesn’t seem in the mood to talk to anyone

Nov 1 10:26
::markyBOO:: It turns out Illinois is one of those annoying people who doesn't get hangovers
::markyBOO:: He says that Warfstache was flirting with Wiggels
::markyBOO:: or commiserating about a date
::markyBOO:: not sure
::markyBOO:: & there was some mention about an engagement knife
::markyBOO:: & then Yan showed up to gush how cute it was

Nov 1 10:28
::markyBOO:: Nevermind
::markyBOO:: none of this explains anything
::markyBOO:: now he's gone off on some tangent about
::markyBOO:: Golden
::markyBOO:: crocodiles?

Nov 1 10:29
::markyBOO:: I regret everything

 

Nov 1 10:33
::spooperBOOper:: Warfstache doesn’t get hangovers either, right?
::spooperBOOper::Can you send him over?

Nov 1 10:34
::markyBOO:: Walfstash doesn’t get hangovers because he treats them like he treats time & space
::markyBOO:: if he doesn’t like it he skips it
::markyBOO:: For all I know he’s still at the party last night

Nov 1 10:55
::NatewantstoBOOtal:: <picture of a bunch of kitchen knives that all look very similar.>
::NatewantstoBOOtal:: What I'm getting from this is we all have the same taste in kitchenware
::NatewantstoBOOtal:: Or we all shop in the same place

Nov 1 11:01
::gtDEAD:: That’s where that went
::gtDEAD:: I’m guessing someone kidnapped Matter & dragged him out
::gtDEAD:: Steph said she heard someone cursing out Scott Cawthon in the middle of the night but I thought I was just talking in my sleep

Nov 1 11:07
::gtDEAD:: Nope, that wasn’t me
::gtDEAD:: <picture of a floor with discarded sweet rappers and lots of scraps of paper with wild scrawling on them. Some of them look singed>
::gtDEAD:: I guess we don’t have to worry about that leftover candy

 

 spooperBOOper is Jacksepticeye, markyBOO is Markiplier, NatewantstoBOOtal is Natewantstobatttle & gtDEAD is MatPat
In case it wasn't clear

I wanted to write a fic full of noodle incidents but ran out of steam.