Serving suggestions

[xt1me]

Ok, what’s so difficult about the word small?

When I ask for a small, when I further expanded on that by adding the words little and tiny after it, when I also make the hand motion of my thumb and forefinger a millimetre apart, all that does not mean I want a huge serving. Look at me, I’m as skinny as a rake and have absolutely no muscles. Does it look like I’d eat a large anything?

This isn’t the first time this has happened to me. I understand that the word ‘small’ can be subjective but when I ask for say “a small, tiny, little bit of honey mustard.” I don’t want you drown it in the stuff.