I should have posted this last year

There was a tumblr post going around awhile back about asexual pirates that prompted this original story but I can't find it.
This has been sitting on my computer for ages as I finished this but needed to proof read it.

I probably haven't caught all the mistakes but I might as well put it up.
Hopefully my attempt at writing in an accent isn't to bad.
( I'll Never Be Wed )