Bloody typical

Because I worked a Saturday shift for someone I got this Monday off, and because I'm working this Saturday I got this Tuesday off.
Do I get to enjoy my extra long weekend?
No, because I get food poisoning.
(At least I think it's food poisoning.)
But hey I get two days to recover right?
No, I still feel miserable and can't eat so I had to call in sick today as well.

*sigh*
I suppose it would be worse if I didn't have those two days off, I'd need to get a doctors note by now.